Clear writing implies that someone is actually going to read what you have to write. They probably don't.
Writing clearly makes u seem smart, and I lick to seem smart.
Some dumb dumbs think that txt lingo makes them seem smart, but it actually makes them seem gay.
Since clear writing is ur goal you've came to the right person you have.
Lesson 1: think before you write. I usually don't think much but when I want to write something I usually take off my underpants and put them on my head as a thinking cap.
Lesson 2: never confuse "could have" with "could of"... I'm an idiot and even I no that.
Lesson 3: read stuff like Fools iN Space. I usually don't read because books are boring and dum. But Fools iN Space is funny and easy to read, but it ha occasional big wordage added that learns me new stuff.
Lesson 4: song lyrics's are a good place to look for ideas on how to clearly write, since most musicians on the universe have to go through extensive linguistic training before they're allowed to become rock stars.
The end.
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