well I kinda think he himself is quite simple.
He goes on earlier in the essay to suggest that a life without art is a brutish existence, but I know that artsy fartsy stuff makes you weak and feeble (and perhaps even gayish). The truth of the matter is that being "cultured" simply means you have the ability to talk down to people and sound like you know what you're talking about. So why would one want to appear like a pompous jerk? It's what I like to call the superiority complex... All life forms that have evolved to the point of being able to rationalize like their fellow beings to rationalize that they are smarter than them. You see? I know I don't.
This is another reason why you should try to avoid wetting yourself in public. Not many people look up to those whose crotch area is always uriney stained. To conclude, if being cultured is your goal, you are most likely an admiration whore. Instead learn to smarten yourself like me.
I'm (the late) Keith Dumbuck, and I'm cultureded!
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