How my smartness made me foolishly rich

Ever seen those videos entitled: "How to get a zillion youtube hits", or picked up a book called "how to sell your story"?

I know I haven't... but that's because I'm smt.

You see my foolish friends, If I were to make a video called "How to make a popular video", lesson number 1 would be: title your video "how to make a popular video".

In this Kardasian world we live in full of twits and mongs who want to be famous for the sake of being famous, it goes to show why there are so many stupid things that go on in the universe, like politicians for example... I have talked to every politician I can because they make me feel supper smarte.

Since this blog is mainly about how to become as smart like me, I suggest you fire a quick email to your local governmetn official, and when you get back a response that has some twisted logic and patting their own back you will realize that only the very stupid run for office.

So to my original point, you are possibly hoping I get to the point on what I did to become rich. Well having a rich father helped some, but I have come to find there are many ways to become rich but people are too ascared to do them...

1. Organized crime
2. unorganized crime
3. selling your body to corporations as to be a tattoo'ed advertizing banner
4. be a dumb beautiful person
5. work 100 hours a week
6. be smart like me!

This last one was a bit of a teaser, in order to be smart like me you have to do a lo of the things I do that I've mentioned in me other post and my forthcoming posts, like hanging around with dumb dumbs who dumb everything up.

Ok bye.