10 reasons why Sodomy is Not-For-Me!

1. I like my poops to be a certain consistency.
2. I have a low pain threshold.
3. I'm ascared what might be found of up there.
4. What is in it for me?
5. If an alien wants to probe me, there are other routes!
6. Brown is my least favourite colour. I mean really, who invented brown?
7. What number am I on again?
8. My dad told me it will make me have a baby
9. I'm not able to grow a proper moustache.
10. What is sodomy anyway?