Now I'm not the smartist turnip in the croppage, but when I saw a bunch of news headlines that cucombers (of all things) makes nut sack hair to fall out, it caused me giggle a bit, and then fart a LOT!
For those of you who don't know, cucumbers are shapped a bit like a big green penis, perhaps much like what the Incredible Hulk is packing. So the idea that these have an impact on hair falling out of men's scrotums made me oneder just won thing: What does it do to women's scrotums?
So if you're expecting me to come out and tell you if this is fact or friction, I will ask you to do just one thing before posting this news story on facebook... JUST THINK FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE!
I'm Keith Dumbuck, and this has been today's smartness lesson.
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