10 reasons why Sodomy is Not-For-Me!

1. I like my poops to be a certain consistency.
2. I have a low pain threshold.
3. I'm ascared what might be found of up there.
4. What is in it for me?
5. If an alien wants to probe me, there are other routes!
6. Brown is my least favourite colour. I mean really, who invented brown?
7. What number am I on again?
8. My dad told me it will make me have a baby
9. I'm not able to grow a proper moustache.
10. What is sodomy anyway?

Cucumbers - nature's penis joke, makes scrotum hair fall out? - The TRUTH revealed

Now I'm not the smartist turnip in the croppage, but when I saw a bunch of news headlines that cucombers (of all things) makes nut sack hair to fall out, it caused me giggle a bit, and then fart a LOT!

For those of you who don't know, cucumbers are shapped a bit like a big green penis, perhaps much like what the Incredible Hulk is packing. So the idea that these have an impact on hair falling out of men's scrotums made me oneder just won thing: What does it do to women's scrotums?

So if you're expecting me to come out and tell you if this is fact or friction, I will ask you to do just one thing before posting this news story on facebook... JUST THINK FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE!

I'm Keith Dumbuck, and this has been today's smartness lesson.

How my smartness made me foolishly rich

Ever seen those videos entitled: "How to get a zillion youtube hits", or picked up a book called "how to sell your story"?

I know I haven't... but that's because I'm smt.

You see my foolish friends, If I were to make a video called "How to make a popular video", lesson number 1 would be: title your video "how to make a popular video".

In this Kardasian world we live in full of twits and mongs who want to be famous for the sake of being famous, it goes to show why there are so many stupid things that go on in the universe, like politicians for example... I have talked to every politician I can because they make me feel supper smarte.

Since this blog is mainly about how to become as smart like me, I suggest you fire a quick email to your local governmetn official, and when you get back a response that has some twisted logic and patting their own back you will realize that only the very stupid run for office.

So to my original point, you are possibly hoping I get to the point on what I did to become rich. Well having a rich father helped some, but I have come to find there are many ways to become rich but people are too ascared to do them...

1. Organized crime
2. unorganized crime
3. selling your body to corporations as to be a tattoo'ed advertizing banner
4. be a dumb beautiful person
5. work 100 hours a week
6. be smart like me!

This last one was a bit of a teaser, in order to be smart like me you have to do a lo of the things I do that I've mentioned in me other post and my forthcoming posts, like hanging around with dumb dumbs who dumb everything up.

Ok bye.

Report: Posting nude photos a bad idea... WTF?

I came across THIS article accidental today... you see I tried to confuse me computer by just typing in "explain yourself", but it somehow came up with this report where a local police fellow decided it is important to tell people not to post pictures of their altogether on the interweb.

I wanted to respond this way: "Dear idiot, I WANT all my naked pictures on the Interpol... that's why I put them there!"

Just imagine what a dull universe it would be if there was no nudity under anyone's clothes?

Now I'm not one who has a package to be envied by any two-legged being, but if I want to wander about me house wearing nothing other than a smile and staining all of me white upholstery, for the advantage of being able to have a gentle genital breeze between me legs, I think it's my right to cease that opportunity and SHARE the experience with anyone on facebook who hasn't yet blocked me.


I may not know much... but everything I DO know I learned from www.FoolsInSpace.com!!!