How to Always be Happy!

Happiness is super duper important.

The fact that if you say it right it sounds like “a penis” makes me happy.

I believe that people are happiest when they are like an electronic capacitor.

What I mean by this is that: they take certain things IN, transform it, then excrete it.

Examples:

• you drink and you are happy…  you turn it to pee and then pee it out and you are even more happier.

The same with intaking food and outputting it as POO.

Or receiving a gift, then accidentally hating it and then giving it away to charity.  You see?

Happiness is a diaper that must always be full!

Also, Don't be fat!