An intruduction to being smrt like me

Think about a time you were at a social function and then some lady -farted- and blamed the cat.

 Now wouldn’t you have like to have your wits about you so you could say something that was both witty and hurtful so that everyone their would think your cool?  Of course you would!

Mocking other people is one of the great illusions that can make you seem smarter than other people without a lot of book learning.

You see, not everyone was born with the ability to be smart like me, but it is something that can be learned over space-time.  Depending on your starting point it may only take you a few short light-months to hone your skills and become able to think critically, psychologically and even metaphysically in a similar way to meself.

The first thing you have to acknowledge is that: you aren’t smart like me. 

You are stupid.

Once you’ve realized that you can move forward and become the genius you’ve always wanted to be.

Another trick I’ve learnt is that people think you are extra smart if you use big words.

Usually they don’t know if you’ve used them proper or not, they just think you must be wise to have such monstrosities in your vernaculary.

So I’ve included some bigger-than normal words in this blog and as a free bonus I’ll teach you how to use them too.

You’re new, smarter life begins just as soon as you scroll to the next entry!